What you can buy

Access Pack · $99

Always-on Tailscale and a dead-man email. Checklist ZIP.

You have a shop PC, Pi, or NVR/PC you can install Tailscale on, and you’ll do the steps yourself.

• Tailscale always-on starter (box you admin)
• Reach path without WAN port-forwards
• Healthchecks dead-man email + prove-it unplug
• Break-glass one-pager + Friday-done checklist
• ACL starter (read before apply, not a security audit)

Not included: managed watching, 24/7, Q&A window, Ring/cloud cams alone, website-only uptime pings.

Buy ($99)

Pack + Hour · $199

The Access Pack ZIP plus one scheduled screenshare hour with me.

You’ll run most of the checklist, but want one live hour to unstick install, Healthchecks, or prove-it.

• Full Access Pack ZIP
• One scheduled screenshare hour (calendar hold; your Tailscale / Healthchecks)
• Short notes from that hour in your words

Not included: ongoing chat support, extra hours, me owning your accounts after the call.

Buy Pack + Hour ($199)

Or call / text 405-526-2351.

Access Pack setup assist · $149

We wire your first Tailscale always-on path together. Shorter than Pack + Hour.

You have the checklist (or you’re buying it) and want a shorter live assist than a full Pack + Hour.

• Scheduled screenshare focused on first always-on path
• Your accounts; short notes after

Pack ZIP is separate ($99) unless you already own it.

Buy setup assist ($149)

Or 405-526-2351.

EN/ES ops one-pager bank · $79

Ready-to-fill ops one-pagers in English and Spanish: break-glass, who to call, what’s live.

Shops / small crews that need the boring page in both languages so the next person isn’t guessing.

• One-pager templates (EN + ES): break-glass, access map, “what’s live”
• Placeholders only: your names, numbers, vendors

ZIP emailed from hello@shoutfire.com after payment. Not Access Pack Tailscale steps.

Buy EN/ES bank ($79)

Or 405-526-2351.

Break-glass setup · $499

I wire the one-pager + Healthchecks dead-man with you and we prove-it once.

You want the shout working this week, not another unread PDF, and you’ll keep the accounts.

• Break-glass one-pager filled for your box
• Healthchecks (or agreed path) heartbeat from the always-on box
• One prove-it: kill / unplug, get the email, bring it back
• Hand-off: your logins, short map

Not included: 24/7 watch after prove-it, full Access Week scope, camera LAN redesign, security audit.

Buy Break-glass ($499)

Or 405-526-2351.

Status page in a day · $299

First monitors live + a branded status page people can check without calling you.

You already know what should be up; you need the first ten checks and a public/private status URL, not a six-week project.

• Wire first 10 monitors (targets you name)
• Branded status page (your name/colors light-touch)
• Short note: what’s watched, who gets alerted

Not included: unlimited monitors, redesign of your whole stack, 24/7 human response, Site Guard recurring.

Buy Status page ($299)

Or 405-526-2351.

Week deposit · $750

Deposit toward an Access Week ($1,500-$2,500). Balance on kickoff or Friday.

Holds the week on the calendar after we’ve agreed on scope.

Say “Week deposit” when you pay or call. Scope agreed before or with the deposit.

Buy Week deposit ($750)

Or 405-526-2351.

Site Guard · $39 / $79 mo

Recurring watch on the checks we agree to. Shout when they’re down. Coming soon. Waitlist until watching is live.

Pack or status page is done; you want ongoing alerts without hiring a NOC.

• $39/mo: lighter check set
• $79/mo: fuller set / more targets
• Alerts to the channel we set (email first)

Not included: 24/7 phone on-call, incident response labor, fixing the box for you.

Waitlist: Site Guard

Disk / box-full watch · $29 mo

Alert when the always-on box is running out of disk (or the volume you name fills up).

You’ve been burned by “disk full → everything looks like a network outage.”

May fold as a Site Guard add-on when Guard is live. Not cleaning the disk for you.

Contact: Disk watch ($29)

Access Week · $1,500-$2,500

One week in your accounts. Tailscale / access / always-on path finished, short map, Friday walkthrough.

DIY isn’t enough; you want me to wire reachability and leave you holding the keys.

Optional keep-alive after. Not unlimited scope, MSP per-seat, or hostage keys.

Contact: Access Week

Call / text 405-526-2351 (Quo).

Camera path week · ~$2,000

Cameras / NVR on a path you can reach without WAN port-forward spaghetti, on a box you admin.

Shop/site cams matter and DIY Tailscale + subnet isn’t sticking. Related: Remote access without port forwarding.

Hardware pass-through at cost if needed (called out in quote). Not a cloud-only Ring product.

Contact: Camera path week

Keep-alive light · $200/mo

Light monthly: tokens, certs, small drift, short “what changed” note. Not a NOC.

Week or break-glass is done; you want someone who already knows the map on a short leash.

Month-to-month. Not 24/7 or unlimited tickets.

Contact: Keep-alive ($200)